Brother-in-law

"I'm your jerk brother-in-law. I begged to borrow your boat to go bass fishing this weekend but I have no interest in fish. My interest is with impressing the beach babes on shore (wink). I'm just trying to compensate for a bald spot, a beer gut and a total lack of personality. My best move is to take this bad boy to full throttle and separate some waves. I over do it, losing total control heading directly towards the dock. Its unavoidable. Now the babes have left and your boat is nothing but camp fire scraps. Your cut rate insurance might not cover this so get Allstate and be better protected from mayhem...like me."