"I'm a Grandfather Clock..."

"I'm a Grandfather clock strapped to the roof of a car. Tick-tock, tick-tock. Some kind Grandson is moving me to his dear old Mee Maw's sweet, new retirement pad. The problem is lil' Petey didn't take the time to tie me down tightly and I'm feeling a little loose. Now I'm an antique projectile heading for your windshield. When I collide with your car, it's going to do some serious damage. If you've got cut rate insurance you might not be covered for an event like this. Its only a matter time before you'll be struck. So get Allstate and protect yourself from mayhem...like me".